how to become a programmer is 10 easy steps

how to become a programmer is 10 easy steps:

1: Go to school
2: leave school
3: Get Hired
4: Realize they are no longer on 2.0 of HTML, 
    4.a: Need to learn 5.1.SuperBestAwesomeVersionThatWillChangeInAWeek
    4.b: Need to learn Javascript?
        4.b.1: Need to learn Javascript modules
    4.c: Need to learn CSS?
    4.d: Realize you hate all the dot whatevers
    4.f: uck! Realize you didn’t learn shit…
5: Google becomes your best friend
6: Cry
7: while(on Current Project){Repeat Step 6}
8: Google more
9: While(Employed){Repeat Step 7}
10. Repeat all
 if(all else fails),delete;